The flight of the Bearnes

Well we made it to the Airport pretty much unscathed despite being the target of a Lorry on the way onto the M25.
After the trek around the airport to find a suitable breakfast we finally reached the right plane and were on our way.
Although we had the expected uncomfortable seats and the same films being played for the whole of a 9 hour flight it wasn't too bad.
Once off the plane we had to get through the usual passport control where dad successfully crashed the machine by merely looking at it. We of course left him to it. We came back later, having collected the bags to find him still giving problems.
They eventually allowed him into the country.
So to Denver in our rented Korean people carrier, which you would pick to get around America.
Arriving at our hotel with help from Steve Irwin on our SatNav and settled in for the night, with more food of course. However we did get stuck next to the completely drunk people who sang through the night. I personally didn't wake up till Dad shouted through the wall at them, which was a bit startling to say the least.
Anyway we shall now travel onward to Cheyenne and Laramie.